Funny Facebook Status For Children

Explaining the Mad Hatter’s “unbirthday” to your child is a decision you will regret 364 days a year. Mothers of teens know why some animals eat their young. Children seldom misquote you. In fact, they usually repeatword for word what you shouldn’t have said....

Funny Facebook Status Updates: Friends and Friendship

facbook status When people ask for advice, I say, “Use your best judgment,” which they clearly don’t have if they think I’m the right person to be asking. Let’s hang out and waste potential. Friends are God’s ways of apologizing for our families. Love is blind....

Boys status

Boys who love their mothers ,treat girls wonderfully and they have enormous respect for girls. Gud girls are found in every corner of the earth, but unfortunately the world is round. Roses are red , sky is blue, vodka is cheaper than dinner for two..  Save Boys, who...

Anniversary Status

Happy Anniversary to the most amazing man I have ever known ! Thank you for loving me ! I love you sooooo much ! Was incomplete without you. I thank God that we met and we are together now. I only want to be with you twice… Now… And forever,.. Insurance is like...

Clever | Clever Status | Clever Quotes

You will never reach your destiny if you stop and start throwing stones to every dog that bark at you. If your crush isn’t me, then sorry you’re wrong  You know what I like about people? Their dogs. Sometimes life is too hard to Be alone… And Sometimes life is too...

Cool status | Famous Status

Everyone wants to be cool and happy go lucky person we gives you the best and huge collection of cool status, Cool quotes and messages to make your whatsapp profile cool and yankyy. To set these cool status on your profile you can show to the world how cool you...