Funny Facebook Status Updates: Friends and Friendship Whatsapp Status | 0 comments facbook status When people ask for advice, I say, “Use your best judgment,” which they clearly don’t have if they think I’m the right person to be asking. Let’s hang out and waste potential. Friends are God’s ways of apologizing for our families. Love is blind. Friendship tries not to notice. A good friend will bail you out of jail, but a true friend will be sitting beside you say “Damn that was fun!” “Outside of a dog, a book is man’s best friend. Inside of a dog, it’s too dark to read.” – Groucho Marx Everyone should have at least two friends – one to talk to and one to talk about. Friendship is like peeing on yourself, everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings. A friend in need is a friend indeed Love is blind. Friendship tries not to notice The death of a friend is equivalent to the loss of a limb. Life without a friend is like death without a witness. The best mirror is an old friend. There are many types of ships. There are wooden ships ,plastic ships, and metal ships. But the best and most importaint types of ships are friendships Friendship is when people know all about you but like you anyway. Friendship often ends in love; but love in friendship–never It’s the friends you can call up at 4 a.m. that matter. Life is nothing without friendship. Love is friendship set on fire. My best times, are the times I spend with you. A true friend is someone who is there for you when they would rather be someplace else. The road to a friend’s house is never long. Always remember that every good friend was once a stranger. You are such a good friend that if we were on a sinking ship together and there was only one life jacket… I’d miss you heaps and think of you often. Submit a Comment Cancel replyYour email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *Comment Name * Email * Website Save my name, email, and website in this browser for the next time I comment.